At first I thought, "If the patients can't park directly in front of the building, how will they ever find their cars?"

Then it dawned on me: slave labor. Worse still, unwitting slave labor. Shame on you Goetsch Center!

At first I wondered, "If the patients can't park in front of the building, how will they ever find their vehicles?"

Then I realized at once the dark secret harbored by the Goetsch Center: Slave Labor. Unwitting slave labor. _{We are clever when we want to be.}